Love and Salvage: Eli's Three Wishes - Mathew Ortiz, C. Moriatry, William Bristol
Some of my favorite lines from Eli’s Three Wishes, trust me there were more:

“Stop flirting with him, you burger fag.”

“Men are like shoes, Dad. Some are too tight, some too loose, some just don’t fit, others look good on the shelf, they are ugly when you try them on. You have to try on a few pairs until you get the right fit that looks good on you.”

Need I say more? I loved this book because one minute I was laughing out loud, and the next I was fanning myself! Yes, it was ridiculously funny and hot. What more can you want in a book?



See the entire review at The Novel Approach: http://thenovelapproachreviews.com/2014/02/20/mathew-ortiz-makes-elis-three-wishes-come-true/